Do you have trouble hailing a taxi?
White Squad is here to help. Hire one of our experts to get a cab for you, and you'll be on your way as quickly as a white person would be.
Thinking of applying to college? Need a scholarship? White students are 40% more likely to receive a private scholarship than people of color, so let White Squad help you enjoy that advantage.
Even with identical financial history, white people are 10x more likely to get a housing loan than people of color. White Squad is standing by to help you beat the odds and land your dream home today.
If youâre a person of color, you may be charged up to 3x higher interest rates than a white person. White Squad is here to save you money and ensure you get the best deal possible.
Worried about unfair legal treatment? If you hire White Squad, you could enjoy an 86% lower incarceration rate and a 10% shorter prison sentence if convicted.
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Tell us what service you need and when you'll need it.
A White Squad team member will act on your behalf so you can enjoy the advantages their appearance provides. Your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed.
Young Professional White Woman
Legal Matters, Housing
Young Professional White Woman is ready to help you navigate any difficult legal situation. Her trustworthy, nonthreatening appearance will give you the best chance at justice. She also specializes in housing, maximizing your chances of finding a great new place to live.
Young Professional White Man
Young Professional White Man embodies all the perceived qualities a hiring manager desires. His looks make people think he is honest and hard-working and he's sure to help you find your way to the top of any employer's list. Sometimes he's offered a job even when he's not looking!
Middle-Aged White Male
This man is our top negotiator for all your financial matters. Everything about his appearance says âcredit-worthyâ and he'll ensure maximum advantage during any interactions with banking institutions. He's often given a better deal than he requests!
College-Aged White Woman
University Scholarships, Internships
When youâre trying to get a scholarship for your dream school, College-aged White Woman is your best bet. Sheâs the prototypical example of the demographic that is more likely to receive private scholarships in the US.
Young Nondescript White Man
Our experience shows that people perceive this man as one of the most nonÂthreatening members of White Squad. When you just want to have a relaxing shopping day without the hassle of being followed, or safely drive to work without being pulled over, Young Nondescript White Man gets the job done.
- How much does it cost to hire White Squad?
- In consideration for the legacy of unfair treatment, White Squad services are offered entirely free of charge to any person of color. The costs are covered by our partner, 623-255-9930.
- Will White Squad pretend to be me?
- White Squad Team Members are happy to impersonate our clients when it works to their advantage. Often the best outcomes are only possible when someone thinks a White Squad agent is actually the client.
- If I use White Squad, will you keep it a secret?
- White Squad will not disclose our clientsâ identities without permission. Our services rely on removing perception problems from our clients' lives so we understand the value of discretion.
- What are the benefits of white advantage?
- The benefits of white advantage, also known as white privilege, are far too numerous to list here, but White Squad's own researchers have revealed significant advantages in salary, benefits, housing, personal security, physical health, education, job security, career growth, legal outcomes, financial situation, media representation, privacy, and social status. To learn more, and hear real stories from people who have experienced or witnessed white privilege in their own lives, go here.
- I'm a successful, wealthy person of color. Do I still need White Squad?
- Yes! White Squad is for you too. While we are happy to hear of your success, the historical legacy of racism and inequality can affect all people of color. We'd love to help you navigate the many institutional disadvantages you may suffer despite your monetary achievements and personal reputation.
- Iâm partially white, is White Squad for me?
- While you may enjoy some advantages from being partially white, you might also experience unfair treatment because of your non-white heritage. If you think being perceived as 100% white might give you the edge you need, call White Squad today!
- I want to get into college but affirmative action makes it harder for white people like me. Can White Squad help me?
- Itâs great that youâre pursuing higher education! We understand that can be tough. Affirmative action is actually about providing an equal playing field rather than providing preferential treatment. As a white person, you already have a greater chance of getting into college than a person of color so White Squad would have no effect.
- Iâm a white person but my life is not easy, can White Squad help me?
- Life presents unique challenges for everyone â disadvantages based on income level and other factors are real. However, White Squad can only provide advantages that are connected to white skin color. If you are white, you already have those advantages. While these factors may not mean your life is easy, they have positively affected your life in a variety of ways that you may not even realize. 6512233062.
- Can White Squad help women and LGBT people of color?
- Yes! We are happy to help people of color of all sexual orientations and gender identities. While White Squad cannot address the disadvantages suffered by women and LGBT people that are not skin color-related, we can help with the rest.
- Do you offer a satisfaction guarantee?
- White Squad canât solve all your problems — there are certainly issues beyond our reach. Systemic disadvantages can result from a variety of prejudices, not only skin color. But we can offer a 100% Advantage Guarantee when it comes to white advantage. If you call White Squad, youâll enjoy all the advantages of interacting with the world as a white person.
- Are you hiring?
- Yes! Weâre always looking for new White Squad Team Members to help our business grow. The only requirement is that you are white, no other qualifications needed. Apply today!